We are feeling the effects of Global Warming in Chicago. This month, December, is one of the coldest months on record here in the sister country of SIBERIA.
Sunday, I was forced to spend some of my food funds to get gas for my "museum quality" vehicle. Under normal circumstances this would be a routine undertaking. Not so in Chicago
After putting a few pints of precious gas into the vehicle, I inserted my credit card into the slot on the gas pump designated for credit cards. As is the story of my "miserable" life...TROUBLE!
Instead of a regular two inch receipt coming out of the gas pump, like a roll of toilet paper, out of control, the paper kept rolling out of the machine. Many feet of it covered my feet. I was informed the machine acted up because of the frigid weather (due to Global Warming).
Time to get on with the rest of horrible life, never knowing where and when the next "mishap" will take place.